Mom : you are beautiful
Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie
what do you mean had
what do you mean girls
"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."
i went to the beach today
there was sand
i did not like it
you better pop lock and drop that attitude
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne